Just 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton continues her quest to unleash an itchy apocalypse upon the world by hooking up with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo last night. The Sun reports:
"She was clearly flying under the radar with her sister. She had a couple of cocktails and she was fiddling with her phone throughout the entire meal."
The pair then headed to MyHouse at 11.20pm and Paris made a beeline for Ronaldo's table. The Portuguese star left the club with Paris at 3am and drove to Nicky's pad in West Hollywood. He was spotted leaving at 5am, sporting trademark grin.
A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we're told he couldn't keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky's house.
Our source said, "Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete -- unlike her ex, a low-paid minor league baseball player."
For the record, the star in the first pic is TMZ's, so I have no idea what's under there. But let's assume it's similar to a stegosaurus laying on its side and covered in maple syrup. Too real? You're right. My bad.